this reporter had nothing much to do today, and thus decided to investigate a mystery - and as there were so many mysterious things happening in the MCI Youth Ministry, this reporter decided that some of the happenings in the MCI YMinistry caused it to be transformed into the MCI YMystery.

long long ago, in the land of emcee-eye, there was... a soccer ball. it was round (haha, yeah.) and, well, that's all most people remember about it.
anyway an eyewitness was quoted as saying that the guys were kicking it around as usual (and subjecting the poor ball to severe physical abuse), when they decided they were tired and went off home, leaving the ball behind.
some admitted that it was their own fault the ball went missing, but others felt that others were to blame for the ball becoming another person's plaything.

WELL, this reporter likes a good investigation. and in this case, due to the lack of observable evidence (the ball went missing rather long ago), this reporter had to rely on cross-referencing on over 10000 divided by 1000 accounts of what they thought had happened.

based on the information, this reporter gathered that:

1. the ball was mistaken for rubbish and thrown away, after which it would have either been brought to pulau semakau and dumped in the landfill, or thrown brutally in the incinerator.
   
2. the ball couldn't stand the abuse anymore (despite its lack of limbs) and decided to hire a private jet (maybe a bird) and be hoisted to paradise.
3. some youths think miss lai was responsible for the mysterious disappearance of the soccer ball.

based on logical reasoning, this reporter decided that options #1 and #2 were invalid.
#1: the ball was in a relatively good condition, and mistaking it as rubbish? hmmm. it's questionable.
#2: the ball did not possess the mental capacity to plan such a detailed escape route (it was a big airhead!) it was not given a salary and hence would not be able to hire a private jet.

hence, #3 seems to be the most logical reason. after all, miss lai could have taken it to remind the guys to not leave their soccer balls lying around church, or she might have wanted to just deter them from playing soccer in church due to the fragility of church property. whatever the reason, a LOT of people (<10) think that miss lai has the soccer ball, and that she caused it to mysteriously disappear.

however, this reporter does not think it is THAT simple. want to help us solve the mystery? there will be about 100 people for YOU to interview about this MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE at OVERFLOW, that is, if YOU come and join us.


stay tuned for the RAW and UNEDITED interviews with the chairdan and the vice-chairwoman! coming up next, here at mcioverflow.blogspot.com (:

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